March 1, 2012

Indecent Exposure

This morning I cleaned the bathrooms. Bowen likes to follow me around and watch. (Which is great because then I know where he is.) So today, I gathered the bathroom rugs and asked him if he could go throw them on the back deck so I could shake them in a bit. He eagerly agreed to help his mama out. Well, when I didn't hear him come right back in, I went to find him. He decided to put them on the front porch. Not a big deal. I went to bring him in and to my horror, he was standing on the front porch, pants around his ankles, peeing...ON MY FRONT PORCH...FACING THE STREET! Oh...there's more! Why, at that exact moment, did the town's police officer have to drive by? Why?!? The police officer was pointing and laughing...I was mortified! Leave it to Bowen!

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